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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 15:30

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Dr No

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.